Monday, August 06, 2007

Film reviews as haikus


Paris, Je T'Aime

Chomet's lots of fun
Christopher Doyle is bonkers
Coens save the day


Princess Raccoon

Frankly quite mental
But also quite impressive
Theatrical fun


Die Hard 4.0

Nicely old-fashioned
Same old shit, different vest
McClane's still got it


South Pacific

Film was alright but
Digitally presented
So looked amazing


Barry Lyndon

The lenses used here
Were developed for NASA
And goodness it shows


Whisper of the Heart

A lesser Ghibli
Fairly charming and well-drawn
But loses its steam

2 comments:

sam said...

your haikus are extremely
pretentious and you
smell like an old bag of cheese

ps
my new job is working for a corporate film production company in kensington. its nowhere near as exciting as it sounds. i just talk to boring people on the phone and drink tea.

the stereo's whore said...

BORING PEOPLE ON THE PHONE ARE MY FAVOURITE KIND OF PEOPLE.